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Sun, 19 May 2013 14:56:12 -0400

Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:20:22 -0400

Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:16:26 -0400

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

skarsgardianangel: romannoodles: madnessinthemusic: duce-juice...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:42:24 -0400

skarsgardianangel:

romannoodles:

madnessinthemusic:

duce-juice:

Can someone from the sciencey side of tumblr please explain this ?

This is called shape memory. It’s made from an alloy of titanium and nickel (I believe it’s called nitinol). It has the ability to “remember” the shape it’s taken.

When cold you can bend it whatever which way, but once you heat it (or in this case put it in what I presume is hot water) it will take the original shape.

WHAT!!?!?!?!?

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Sat, 18 May 2013 20:56:51 -0400

If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on...

Wed, 08 May 2013 15:14:13 -0400

If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.

menandmartinis: ghostam: How relationships work: I like your butt.However, I can notice other...

Wed, 08 May 2013 15:14:08 -0400

menandmartinis:

ghostam:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

That sounds like my wedding vows..

bbc-booknerd12888: gunslingerannie: gentle-insomnia: It annoys me how if you’re not good at Art...

Mon, 06 May 2013 15:33:29 -0400

bbc-booknerd12888:

gunslingerannie:

gentle-insomnia:

It annoys me how if you’re not good at Art or Music it’s okay because you’re just “not talented” in that area but if you’re not good at Science, Maths or English you’re “dumb”.

It annoys me how if you’re good at Art or Music you’re “super talented” and “special” and “creative” but if you’re good at Science or Maths you’re a nerd.

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Mon, 06 May 2013 15:17:01 -0400

Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti

Fri, 03 May 2013 16:44:19 -0400

Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:31:13 -0400

Bob Ross is the fuckin’ man!

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 16:29:32 -0400

Bob Ross is the fuckin’ man!

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Thu, 25 Apr 2013 22:32:32 -0400

parisjemm: a relationship is like a house if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 18:57:29 -0400

parisjemm:

a relationship is like a house

if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

unless that house is a lying whore

then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

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